How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, im really curiouse, please answer?

Question

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, im really curiouse, please answer?

Answer 1

I don't bloody well care.

Answer 2

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood).  BTW, what is "curiouse"?

Answer 3

if you can prove he really chucks wood, i can tell you how much he can chuck.

Answer 4

fact: all of it

Answer 5

Where did I see this one before? A woodchuck could chuck enough wood to fill all the pecks that Peter Piper used to fill with pickled peppers to feed the woodchuck, so he'll have plenty of energy to continue chucking all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.