Dumpster diving portal?

Question

my friend told me if u jump into a dumpster u can come out of another one on the other side of the world i think im gonna try it tonight what should i bring?

Answer 1

well it depends on where you go. China...bring some sunglasses and a blanket in case the a-bomb you....just hide under the blanket while looking cool. If you end up in the gallopagos islands, bring the movie, "bend it like beckham," because you'll be bored there, and there are alot of beaches. If you go anywhere else.....your screwed.

Answer 2

Water, Food and try to find your brain. Money look at a globe and see where you would end up and bring a map. A GPS and pick a dumpster thats kinda clean.