I love my neighbor friend and her daughters who are good friends with my daughters.  They play together frequently.
Her husband has been extremely annoying since I found out I was pregnant.  I am a bit of a tomboy and while I love babies, I don't enjoy pregnancy much, I don't like to have people ask me personal questions and I don't like someone rubbing my belly.
He hollers "HEY PREGGO" across the yards every time I see him and comes up with all sorts of annoying and stupid cracks that are not at all even slightly funny.  "A woman in your condition....." starts 1/2 of his sentances.
I have no tolerance for him and can barely remain polite.
Do any of you have something not too rude, but smart enough to get the point across that I could say to him??  
It really seems demeaning to me - or maybe it's just the complete stupidity, but I hate it.
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