Last night I was driving on a busy street talking on a cellphone (which is illegal in New York) and I see sirens in my rear view mirror. So I signal for a right turn and turn off the street onto a quieter street that is a better place to pull over. In the split second that the cop couldn't see my car while I was around the corner, I threw my phone out of the window into this bush. I pull over, he comes up, "license registration" etc. "Officer did I do something wrong?" "You know you did. You can't talk on the phone while driving without a headset." "I'm sorry sir but I don't even have a cell phone." "I don't have time for your s***, step out of the vehicle." He then searched me and the whole car, obviously didn't find a cell phone, and, very confused, apologized and drove away. After he bounced I went back and got the phone out of the bush. Am I awesome or what?
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